Mike got two pairs of pants and Whoppers for his birthday.
I made him a cake, forgetting we had ordered a strawberry cheesecake blizzard cake for his birthday. I put a bunch of candles on, not counting, and found out later that I had put 43 of the 45 on. (I should have just opened another box since it was so close...)
CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!!!!
Sharing his birthday with Facebook friends...